Today in History
25 years ago, at 6:16pm, after 14 hours of labor and a fight to keep a fetal monitor from being screwed into my head, my mom had her third and final child.
“It’s a girl? And a REDHEAD? PUT IT BACK!”
Gee, thanks, Mom!
I was 9 pounds, and 21 inches long - which is the punchline of a joke I heard in high school, incidentally. Apparently my mouth took up half of my face. Not much has changed.
Me at around 8 months old, using my preferred method of transportation.
And now, my favorite birthday lolcat EVAR:
Plans for today:
-Sit around on my butt.
-Sit around on my butt some more.
-Go to my dad’s for dinner and presents.
-Come home and sit around on my butt some more.
-Maybe watch a movie.
Goooooooood times. :-)





Happy Birthday, Squeaks! Your plans sound perfect. Have a great day.
Happy birthday, lady. Have a good one.
Hey, Squeaks! Happy Birthday to ya!
Oh, and by the way, anti-depressants can save your life if you happen upon the right one and get the dosage right. There is nothing wrong with taking them any more than there is anything wrong with a Pentecostal reaching for some Advil after hammering their thumb.
You have a great day and enjoy yourself.
Happy Birthday!
Joe
Happy Birthday!
OMG UR OLDZ.
I’ll plug my phone in if you want movie-watching company :)
Happy birthday, Squeaks!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
damn, i didn’t know you were listening that day…
;)
love you forever.
Happy Happy!
::sits on butt::
Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Here’s hoping there’s plenty more!
:-)
Your birthday plans sound like you are becoming your cat.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Have a Happy one.
Hippo, Birdie, two Ewe!
I sat around on my butt a lot today, in your honor.
25? You’re a whippersnapper. Why, back in the day, we didn’t have no fancy Interwebs. We had to push those TCP/IP packets through the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways…
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Squeaky,
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy (belated) Birthday, Squeaky!!!
I’m so glad you had a great day!
It’s a day late and a dollar short, but Happy Birthday anyway! I’m glad you had a good one!
Happy birthday, little girl!
I will sit on my butt today and it will be in YOUR honor, unlike the other days when I sit on my butt for the pure joy of it…
MC
Redheads rule!! I are one also!! Ok maybe a bit white, gray, but a redhead and have two sons who are such!!
Happy Days…
Belated happy birthday from me, too!
Happy b-day!!!!
[...] Belated happy birthday, kid [...]
Bit late on the curve, but conga-rats on completing your first quarter-century!