My left hand KILLS when I try to type for too long. I’m still not sure why…it’s mainly the pinky, and the position of my hands/arms doesn’t much matter.
Also, I seriously just keep forgetting to, because I’m stressed out and tired.
I dyed my hair (it’s purple with blue ends, because yep, I felt [...]
Typing on my tablet is a royal pain in the butt. I will often use the VtT function for emails, just because it’s easier.
Unfortunately for my normal emails, that often results in headdesk-worthy word switch-ups and some truly dubious-sounding sentence structure.
Fortunately for my sense of humor, anything not spoken in a slight Southern [...]
I have few complaints about my time in the hospital. The thing is, the complaints I have are things that were consistent and kind of important.
For instance, the pain management – it really sucked.
I must have told 7 people on Friday, individually, that I couldn’t have dilaudid because I have a bad reaction [...]
Yesterday, I weighed in at 184.6lbs. This puts me officially below my wedding weight (which was around 185-186…don’t remember, honestly).
My pants are all too big for me, except a couple of pairs I can wear with a belt. The ones I can’t wear with a belt…well, they bunch up underneath it and end up [...]
I was at Reese Witherspoon’s house. She was having a swim party, and somehow I was both a teenager and an adult at the same time.
The party lasted for two days.
The first day was wholesome and fun, with the adults basically between the round “nerd” pool (it was mostly full of guys), and [...]
Over the past few weeks, a ridiculous cliche has been appearing over and over again:
“You can make all the promises you want, but unless you see them through, they’re just empty words.”
I’ve had people I don’t even know (either at all, or just not in person) make promises and keep them. I’ve had [...]
While others’ Revenge of the Sixth probably involves hangovers from Cinco de Mayo, mine involves not having slept in over 24 hours.
I watched three episodes of “House” this morning/afternoon while working out with my 2- and 5-lb hand weights, and my 2.5-lb ankle weights, and even used my imitation Thighmaster for my upper arms [...]
I have two external hard drives. On one, there is basically a history of my time since I began using the internet, continuing until I got divorced. On the other is my history since then. The first one is substantially more full, but only because there’s much more music on it, and so much less [...]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE: Another piece of neologism straight from my mind and into your vocabulary! (See: “Wasband.”)
“Boobaliciousness” – A word describing the state of being in which one is either in possession of a very large pair of boobs, or a spectacular (no matter the size) pair of boobs. A nominalization of the [...]
I’ve always had awesome teeth growing up. The occlusal surface of my molars is such that I’ve had two fillings, but they were both “your teeth are wrinkly, and we’re doing this to make the surface less dynamic, which will prevent cavities in these teeth later on,” so I’ve never actually had a cavity. [...]