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The Fun Show Song Confirmation Post

I have a feeling the folks coming here from other places may be confused about the content of my blog, since by the company I keep I appear to be a gun blogger, but then they arrive to posts about poop and medical content.

I assure you, I am the singer of The Fun Show […]

Oklahoma City! Woooo! [MEGA-POST] [EDITED]

Me with the MACS.

I went to visit Jennifer and Michael (i.e. Evyl Robot) last weekend for both some R&R and the SUPER! BitCon convention. (Their son, Isaac, is pretty awesome, and I was happy to meet all of them, finally.) I was able to make this a legitimate work trip due to the fact that there were a […]

An entry that’s not Lyme-related. Y’all must be excited.

I’m going to talk about Ferguson, MO, for a second.

Don’t worry, I’ll be quick.

First they came for the Communists,

and I didn’t speak up,

because I wasn’t a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews,

and I didn’t speak up,

because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they […]

You broke it, you bought it.

So Starbucks has said that they would like for gun owners to NOT carry in stores, any more. This is following one of the stupidest fights I’ve seen people get into in the 6-ish years I’ve been a part of the “gun owner” demographic.

From The Practical Tactical Podcast:

One internet poster said: “I never […]

Back-up – we has it.



In this corner, we have the following (in no particular order):



Evyl Robot



Sean Sorrentino

A Girl and Her Gun

The Jack


Roberta X (thanks […]

Well, I got a lot of mail the past two days!

Some of it was anonymous, because the senders didn’t include a note with their package, so if you’d like to own up to the Shepherd’s Tale/parasol combo, or the full copy of Rocksmith (because while I think I know who sent it, it arrived awfully quickly, with the cord included with the game), please do […]

As the beneficiary of so much, I’m throwing down my own gauntlet for someone else.

As you know, Erin has made a “stretch goal” list for milestones along the path of donations.

#5, which I mentioned that we made, yesterday, is a pin-up, cheesecake, or bikini shot.

What I didn’t mention is that when Erin heard we’d surpassed that goal, she began to panic.

She has severe body dysmorphic disorder, […]

So THIS is kind of a big deal – in a GOOD WAY, because screw doom & gloom posts!

Remember the stretch goals? Well, I’m calling them “tiers” because I’m used to using Kickstarter…or at least looking at them and wishing I could give money and get cool swag in return.

ANYWAY, here’s an update on them from Erin…with one exception: Jennifer is now in charge of the duet, because my meds make my […]


Okay, first of all, I want to thank Michael and Jennifer for hosting the Evict Lyme FUNdraiser. That was a lot of hard work, and in the end, I think it was worth it, as we made basically 38% of our goal in the last 48 hours of the raffle (which was extended, because the […]

Gunblogger Rendevous time is approaching…

And our friend NW Freethinker has something to say about it:

I attended GBR last year and am fortunate enough to be attending this year. It’s a wonderful opportunity to support a good cause, to get to know some wonderful people (and fellow bloggers) and gain some rare insights into both the pro-2A community and […]