I’ve torn/re-torn my rotator cuff about 4 times.
I went to physical therapy in lieu of surgery (which I couldn’t afford due to lack of insurance), and when I found that I couldn’t afford that, either, I decided to just try to do some exercises on my own, while taking it easy on my shoulder […]
1. Go to the Billboard #1 Hits listings 2. Pick the year you turned 18 3. Get yourself nostalgic over the songs of the year 4. Pick 5 songs and write something about how these songs affected you 5. Pass it on to 5 more friends
I turned 18 in 2001. Stop laughing. No, seriously…I […]
Wisconsin city planners don’t know how to spell.
This isn’t world news or anything particularly important. I was doing data entry and realized that someone, in their infinite wisdom, had misspelled the name of a common midwestern bird. I sat there staring at Mapquest for a good 3 minutes trying to figure out who in […]
The wedding was awesome. I went to an actual Ren Faire. Then I ate Greek food that didn’t make me want to gag.
Then Danny and I drove allllllll the way home with no air conditioning this morning/afternoon.
And I wonder why I started having dizzy spells several hours ago. It’s okay – a nap […]
This one was Friday afternoon, somewhere in Arkansas. West Memphis? Who cares. It was pretty.
Sign in Missouri: “Angry Bees Ahead. Do Not Stop.”
Cleric calls it like he sees it regarding the war in Iraq.
“Pay attention: This is an important point,” he said. “As far as I know, the occupation is behind this, creating an excuse for it to stay in our beloved Iraq. So don’t give it a reason, please.”
Is it bad that I totally […]
An email has been circulating up here at work with the common, “Read this! It could save your life! This is for real!” subject line and body.
The basic story is this: Women stopping at gas stations or coming out of stores have been stopped by people asking what kind of perfume they wear. The […]
So yesterday my boyfriend, Danny, informed me that there was an “orange alert” concerning air quality in Memphis due to the fires in Georgia.
Me being, well, ME, I mentally rolled my eyes and kind of went on with stuff.
Well, this morning I woke up with a sore throat. I’m thinking this is the […]
The best moment comes at around 3:12 (if it counts backwards, move the slider up until you have about a minute left).
Obviously, this is not work safe.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Edit: And I just almost peed on myself, for real.
I’m so going to hell.