I had a sizable paper due for Anthropology today, and, being the responsible and orderly person I am, of course I had everything done by yesterday except the actual paper. Because, really, how long does it take to write a paper on how my dad was really poor growing up, and how he worked his [...]

I stole this idea from Hammer, who stole it from Miscellany.

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Dear Girl Down the Hall,

That pinata might be “cute”, but no one wants to hit their head on an over-sized whorish shoe while on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, especially when it’s empty, thus giving them [...]

…Facebook is causing some major LOL’s to issue forth from my lips.

Yes, I really just wrote that.

My stepbrother is on there (as are many others I knew growing up, and have been related to in one way or another through my life), and I guess he just went through a breakup or something, [...]

Due to a malfunction with the original poll software, Rattail Bastard had to re-do the thing in Blogger format.

Please take the time to note what sort of shooter you are.

Remember the Ghostbusters-esque Counterterrorist logo?

Tam found words for me.