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So. Kids.

I did my first for-class-credit tutoring today.

I’m working at a charter school here in Memphis, two afternoons per week, for an hour an a half (or so, depending on what needs to be done afterward), and today I worked with third graders and fifth graders, in math.

We’re giving diagnostic tests this week to […]

Second Amendment Foundation Announcement – Support Needed

In the last 15 days, supporters of the 2nd Amendment pledged nearly $15,000 for support of the important new film “Assaulted: Civil Rights Under Fire” that exposes California as the front line in the civil rights battle between public safety and the 2nd Amendment. The Second Amendment Foundation and the Calguns Foundation have each contributed […]

A (somewhat rambly) reflection on controlled substances.

I’m currently on 10/500 hydrocodone/acetaminophen (Lortab) for menstrual pain. My prescription is 60 pills per month, and I often don’t go through all of them, but end up with a little less than half left over when my period is finished. Basically, I take around 4 per day for 7 or 8 days (the max […]

This is what my post-seizure self looks like.

Please watch this video.

This is why, when I say I can’t do something, I mean it.

This is what I deal with more frequently than anyone should.

I managed to get this on video through “luck” (timing, really), and as embarrassing as it is, I want people to see it and know what’s going […]

With apologies to anyone harboring a crush on me.

You guys, I’m scared to fart.

Yes, for exactly the reason you’re thinking.

If anyone knows what happened to me while I was driving from STL to Memphis in 2003, this is almost worse.

At least I’m at home.

(In related news, the Walgreens version of Pepto tastes like shit. Work on that, guys – […]

To Senator Blumenthal (D-CT)

The Connecticut senator has opened his website for people to write letters about Lyme disease. The deadline is September 13, so I decided to go ahead and write what I could, given that this is something that’s going to pass through aides and probably be skimmed. My story is not unique, but that’s why it […]

They finally printed a shirt with my occupation on it.

I’m very excited about this shirt. My right boob is trying to escape its confines.

I got this sucker from Bass Pro on the clearance rack with a gift card left over from Christmas. Fuck, yeah!

These G’s are covered. I’m going to redneck up the shirt a little more (I actually tied it […]

Weirdly emotional – goodbye, “wedding” rings.

I’m selling my wedding set, later this morning.

In preparation, and because I’d never had “professional” ring photos taken, I decided to do some, myself, earlier tonight, using my “good” camera and a crinkled camisole.


I wore this for a year and a half. Then I switched to a […]