I want to go to the dentist and have my teeth professionally cleaned.
I haven’t been to the dentist in 9 years. While my teeth are in pretty good shape, my choice of uber-caffeinated drinks (that happen to be caramel-colored) haven’t been kind to the appearance of my teeth, particularly the canines and pre-molars on my lower jaw.
When you’re asking for a dental visit for your birthday, you know things are bleak.
I actually enjoy dentist visits, though. I mean, aside from the “you don’t floss often enough!” admonishments by the techs while they’re scraping the holy shit out of my gum line. I figure they’ll always have seen worse teeth than mine, so I don’t get as embarrassed by that as I do by, say, the scale at the doctor’s office.
Which I’ve obviously been thinking about all morning.