Y’all, moments like the one Alan had at the NRA Convention in Charlotte this past weekend are the reason why I’m upset I couldn’t make it.
You may be asking yourself what this is proof of…well, ladies and gentlemen, he’s clearly breaking the “booger-hook-bang-switch” rule, and he’s positively orgasmic about it. Obviously, PSH-mongers must be correct in their assumption that guns are penile extensions, and that breaking the rules is all gunnies want to do.
Take it away, Jamie and Adam:
[h/t to Mike W. for the post link]