Okay, intarwebs, listen up.
I need money. The whole world needs to laugh.
Give me any song, the subject you want for the parody, and I’ll do it for you.
All I ask for in return is a small donation to help me through things right now (button to the left, usable any time, still says “flood relief”, but you can ignore that – it all goes to me now), but I don’t feel quite right doing that without something in return, so this is what I came up with.
Here’s an example for you…a friend asked for a song about a vasectomy, written to the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”. The result, written in less than 30 minutes (multi-tasking FTW):
You’d better watch out,
You’d better not cry,
You’d better not pout,
…I’m tellin’ you why:
This will make your sperm count go down.
The nurse that you see,
With needle in hand,
Is judging you, please
Take it like a man!
For god’s sake don’t ever look down.
I know that tool you’re usin’
Will make my muscles quake…
One wrong move will be pretty bad,
So be good, for goodness sake!
The cut of the knife,
The smell of the burn,
They’re closing you up,
It’s another guy’s turn.
Six weeks’ time and you can get down!
Who’s up for it? This kind of stuff helps me relax, too, so…bonus.
It’s for fun, and the donations are for a good cause (me being able to afford gas to move my stuff out of my old house, mainly, and it costs $50 for a full tank), so if you want one (or two), let me know!