I also have an EPIC story about today, but that’s the most important part.
I’ve moved around too much after having had surgery under my arm, so I’ve lost blood, and due to a lack of sleep, I’m exhausted, so the story will have to wait until tomorrow.
BUT I’M EMPLOYED, BITCHES.
I start my job on Thursday. It’s basically second shift (2:30pm – 9:15pm), which perfectly fits with my weird sleep schedule.
Clearly, I’m delirious. And I have a blood-loss headache (ever donate blood? THAT headache), so I’m out.