From Miss Britt (seriously? HOW have I never read this woman’s blog before?), I see that IKEA is opening up yet another store in Florida. Not that I care about Florida (the folks I know there? yes. the state? no.), but I clicked on the link she’d posted, which took me to their site.
Which is where I discovered that IKEA either really IS Satan, as Britt hypothesizes, or they’ve just got a really warped sense of humor:
Mark “giant lamps that look like boobs” on your list and present it to the person at the end of the maze.