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Fun with Android Voice-to-Text! (Jabberwocky edition!)

Typing on my tablet is a royal pain in the butt.  I will often use the VtT function for emails, just because it’s easier.

Unfortunately for my normal emails, that often results in headdesk-worthy word switch-ups and some truly dubious-sounding sentence structure.

Fortunately for my sense of humor, anything not spoken in a slight Southern accent reads like a schizophrenic stroke patient.

I can’t record a good copy of “Jabberwocky” to save my life, at the moment, but I can sure as heck give you guys something in the meantime…

I bring you…


(Divided into lines and verses…see here for reference on what the heck it’s supposed to say.)

Twas brillig on this lady told
Did gyre and gimble in the weave
Lol means you were the borogoves
On the outs of deep

Beware the Jabberwock my son
The Joes that bite the clothes that catch
Beware the Jubjub bird and Sean
The frumious Bandersnatch

He took his work before that happened
Long time to make some for you thought
Forest City by the tone tone 3
I’m still willin food

And if you’re still interested
The Jabberwock with the flame
Kiwi feeling through Tues you would
Adorable as a teen

1212 and through and through
The vorpal blade what sneaker snack
She left it dead I do with your head
He wants something back

I’d have to clean the Jabberwock
Come to my arms maybe Mission Point
A friend just a call clay
Tortellini julie

Obviously be told
Did Gatorade Giblin the weed
Nancy were the borogoves
On the moment of a babe.


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